Life before inflatables was so simple... youth were awed by stencils on the window!
Bing Crosby says you can "tape Christmas cards on your tree with loops of cellphone tape."
Get on it!
Can't make it out to get a real tree? No problem. ALUMINUM!
No excuses... get to work and do it up! Your home is a reflection of YOU. You don't want your neighbors to laugh at you, now, do you?
I didn't think so.