Tasteless...

This might be one of the worst things I've ever seen.

This was actually being promoted as an advertising scheme in 2010, in the UK.

Christmas also starts with CHRIS - the name of my brother and countless other people who don't freak out over the holiday.  Dare I say Chris comes before Christ?

I do.

Technologeeee whiz!

Look at everyone gathered 'round the latest technological wonder!

How did people get by without Faceblech and Twatter?  No Blaaaghs!  Who read all of that writing?


What do you mean I can't add a photo?

Time to decorate!

Time to decorate!

Life before inflatables was so simple... youth were awed by stencils on the window!

Bing Crosby says you can "tape Christmas cards on your tree with loops of cellphone tape."

Get on it!

Can't make it out to get a real tree?  No problem.  ALUMINUM!

No excuses... get to work and do it up!  Your home is a reflection of YOU.  You don't want your neighbors to laugh at you, now, do you?

I didn't think so.